This story is actually about one of my bosses. It was New Years Eve, and he was at the bar next door having dinner. He stumbles in at around 11pm completely hammered. He must have been over there drinking all fucking day.
Anyway, he’s convinced that it’s midnight several times over the next hour. He keeps getting behind the bar, ringing the bell, getting everyones attention to start the countdown. We’re all saying, “Dude it’s not even close yet!” but he’s having none of it.
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING ”AWLRIGTE EBERYBUDDY! Itsssss TIME TA DO DEH COWNDOOOWGN!”
He does this like 4 or 5 times before the actual countdown. Standing on the bar, yelling at everyone, then buying a ton of shots for everybody. All the patrons (and staff as well) realize that it’s to our benefit to just let him continue to do this. So we had like 6 NYE countowns in one night, and lots of drinks on the house for everyone.
He recalled none of this, but got pissed all the time about how much money he lost that night. HAHAHA
-BreakRoomStories
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